A Job for all the Unemployed
Have you been out of work for more than 6 months?
If yes, you’re screwed.
Businesses won’t even look at your application. No bullshit.
Many job recruiters have told me so – professionals I’ve known for 20+ years. Or read a black woman compare it to the race discrimination of the 60′s.
I will help you “game” the rat-bastard corporations doing it.
A ‘fake’ job at my real, legal company. Put it on your job application.
I’ve survived in corporate America for 25+ years. In the meanest, toughest, most cut-throat industries – computer consulting at Fortune 500 companies. I know the game, and I know how to play fierce and WIN.
In 1997 I created Sunrise Spirits, Inc. Mainly as a computer consultant, but doing anything legal to make money.
It don’t matter what kind of job you’re looking for, say Sunrise Spirits, Inc is your current employeer. Or maybe you need to fill in a gap. I’ll back you up. From A to Z, astronaunt to zoologist.
Just contact me. We’ll chat just a bit. Send me an email with what you’re saying you’re doing for me. And be sure to let me know when you get a company that will be checking your employment history.
Is this legal? Shit, I don’t care, do you?
Is it ”SAFE” to do this? Absolutly. They’ll check to make sure Sunrise Spirits, Inc is legit. And maybe, just maybe, after they give you the job, they’ll contact me to verify you were employed during the dates you said. I say anything you want me to.
Capitalism is brutal. We have to be too. This, and OPERATION: Clog the Cash Register , is mamby-pamby compared to what industry does to each other, workers and our Mother Earth.
Not to each other, mind you. And not to small businesses, and those that are trying to become part of The Do-Better Economy.
I ask nothing in return. Do something nice for somebody else.
Social Network this. I’m a corporation, but I think like a Show Biz actor - any publicity is good publicity. Imagine hundreds of small-ish companies doing this – wouldn’t that be a hoot! And, me being from Chicago, and the Chicago Way is – If you do something nice for me, and it takes off, you’ll get a piece of the action.
Send it to Chicago broadcaster Dick Kay. He’s really committed to labor and workers. Now working at Chicago Progressive talk radio.
dkay@newswebradio.net www.chicagosprogressivetalk.com
- Regards, PackerBackerBob! Oehmen – a Cut-throat Liberal Capitalist
- Life-long Chicagoan, Full-On Bears fan
- 773.206-0008
I was out of work recently for nearly 2 years. Now I’m a full time employee at another company. Thank God. But my Sunrise Spirits, Inc is still a legal entity. And I love it. I’ll have it for the rest of my life.
More ways to be a cut-throat capitalist.
1) Ask me about the value of starting your own corporation. For $300 to an accountant, it’s a great investment.
You’ll never technically be unemployed the rest of your life. And how easy it is.
2) Copy the job description word for word, and make sure it’s in your resume. A few times.
Their computer scans it looking for those words. Tell them you’ve got every job skill they are looking for. Lie like a rug. It’s ok. Industry scams you and me every day.
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